Happy Holidays to all my readers. If you’re still looking for gifts you can always check out the U.S. Government Gifts and Memorabilia for Sale page at Firstgov.gov. There is even a web site for the Drug Enforcement Administration shop with holiday ornaments (see image to the left) that come with a “interpretative insert”.
Or you can do text analysis on a small corpus I put together from pages found by Google on the subject of “happy holidays”. See Geoffrey Rockwell’s Links (Holidays) and click on Analyze.