{"id":5461,"date":"2014-08-30T02:30:22","date_gmt":"2014-08-30T02:30:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theoreti.ca\/?p=5461"},"modified":"2014-08-30T02:30:22","modified_gmt":"2014-08-30T02:30:22","slug":"kim-kardashian-hollywood-app","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theoreti.ca\/?p=5461","title":{"rendered":"Kim Kardashian Hollywood App"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Someone mentioned the Kim Kardashian Hollywood app and how successful it was so I thought I should try it. The app is free and as\u00a0addictive as this article documents,\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/jezebel.com\/oh-god-i-spent-494-04-playing-the-kim-kardashian-holl-1597154346\">Oh God, I Spent $494.04 Playing the Kim Kardashian Hollywood App<\/a>. You probably think you are above all the Kardashian stuff, but you aren&#8217;t!<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Neither talent nor intelligence are needed to succeed in Kim&#8217;s app universe. There are no puzzles or hidden object searches or anything like that. There isn&#8217;t even any strategizing. You mindlessly tap on the screen to earn and spend money.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Anyway, the philosophy of the app can be found in the hints given while loading:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Dating famous people will get you more fans too.<\/p>\n<p>Dating costs money, but it&#8217;s a quick way to level up!<\/p>\n<p>Changing your look and buying nice clothes can get you noticed by the media.<\/p>\n<p>You can get friends or game contacts to help you with projects by hiring them as co-stars.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Someone mentioned the Kim Kardashian Hollywood app and how successful it was so I thought I should try it. The app is free and as\u00a0addictive as this article documents,\u00a0Oh God, I Spent $494.04 Playing the Kim Kardashian Hollywood App. You probably think you are above all the Kardashian stuff, but you aren&#8217;t! Neither talent nor &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/theoreti.ca\/?p=5461\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Kim Kardashian Hollywood App<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5461","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-computer-games","category-internet-culture-and-technology"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theoreti.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5461","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theoreti.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theoreti.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theoreti.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theoreti.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5461"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/theoreti.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5461\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5462,"href":"https:\/\/theoreti.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5461\/revisions\/5462"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theoreti.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5461"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theoreti.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5461"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theoreti.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5461"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}