{"id":2855,"date":"2009-11-17T19:33:31","date_gmt":"2009-11-18T00:33:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theoreti.ca\/?p=2855"},"modified":"2009-11-17T19:38:31","modified_gmt":"2009-11-18T00:38:31","slug":"the-onion-ultra-realistic-modern-warfare-game-features-awaiting-orders-repairing-trucks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theoreti.ca\/?p=2855","title":{"rendered":"The Onion: Ultra-Realistic Modern Warfare Game Features Awaiting Orders, Repairing Trucks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><object width=\"480\" height=\"430\"><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/themes\/common\/assets\/onn_embed\/embedded_player.swf?image=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.theonion.com%2Fcontent%2Ffiles%2Fimages%2FMODERN_WARFARE_ARTICLE_11_9.jpg&#038;videoid=99070&#038;title=Ultra-Realistic%20Modern%20Warfare%20Game%20Features%20Awaiting%20Orders%2C%20Repairing%20Trucks\" \/><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\" \/><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/themes\/common\/assets\/onn_embed\/embedded_player.swf\"type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowScriptAccess=\"always\" allowFullScreen=\"true\" wmode=\"transparent\" width=\"480\" height=\"430\"flashvars=\"image=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.theonion.com%2Fcontent%2Ffiles%2Fimages%2FMODERN_WARFARE_ARTICLE_11_9.jpg&#038;videoid=99070&#038;title=Ultra-Realistic%20Modern%20Warfare%20Game%20Features%20Awaiting%20Orders%2C%20Repairing%20Trucks\"><\/embed><\/object><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/video\/ultra_realistic_modern_warfare?utm_source=videoembed\">Ultra-Realistic Modern Warfare Game Features Awaiting Orders, Repairing Trucks<\/a><\/p>\n<p>The Onion has posted a story about a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/video\/ultra_realistic_modern_warfare\">Ultra-Realistic Modern Warfare Game Features Awaiting Orders, Repairing Trucks<\/a>. Now that&#8217;s realism.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ultra-Realistic Modern Warfare Game Features Awaiting Orders, Repairing Trucks The Onion has posted a story about a Ultra-Realistic Modern Warfare Game Features Awaiting Orders, Repairing Trucks. Now that&#8217;s realism.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2855","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-computer-games"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theoreti.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2855","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theoreti.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theoreti.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theoreti.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theoreti.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2855"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/theoreti.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2855\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2857,"href":"https:\/\/theoreti.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2855\/revisions\/2857"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theoreti.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2855"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theoreti.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2855"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theoreti.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2855"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}